Quotes 
 

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Greetings from  your friendly Webmasters! The long awaited Quote Page has ARRIVED!!!!!  Though not to spoil everyone, it is short in length.  Hopefully, these will bring back fond memories of past rugby experiences.  Please feel free to email with any new, exciting, or laughable quotes.  If you would like to know the story, situation, or hilarious circumstances behind each quote, feel free to ask its source.  Hope you enjoy!!! 

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"Everyone in this van was handpicked for their fun-ness!" -- Bridget, laughing and shouting above the arguing in her van

"Oh, crap. I think I just accidentally passed Kiddie Van." -- Betsy

Betsy: You know, I don't think I've ever seen Ros not smiling.
Kelly: I have.
Betsy: When?
Kelly (smirking): We scored.

Bridget (standing with rookies and watching someone get hit): OK, so that's why you don't pick up the ball like that.
Jasmine: Don't do it in a game; don't do it in jail.

Brea: We run this play if I call any "R" city.
Jessi (very slowly and deliberately to the watching forwards): OK, so that would be any city that starts with the letter "R"!

"Well, I'm hitting y'all pretty hard." -- Jessica Lackey to the front row complaining of pain during scrum practice

"If you're going to go after the flyhalf, you've got to get on your horse and RIDE." -- Jessi Halligan

"Faheet is a word, right?" -- Gina Steffano, playing Scrabble in the van

"Is this going to be the fun kind of touch?" -- Betsy Bryant

"I actually do that during a game? I TOUCH the ball?" -- Anita Aguilar

Becca: You put a cat in the microwave?
Robyn: Well, the bunny survived the dryer.

Amy Elizabeth: I could only hear you during a scrum, and you always get the ball off a scrum.
Gina: What's a scrum?
Amy Elizabeth: It's what the forwards do when there's a penalty.
Gina: I thought that's what they were doing the entire game.
(your typical scrumhalf/flyhalf exchange)

"I'm going to hit Dude in the balls." -- Gina Steffano, after the Valkyries scored

"What do you expect??? I'm a CHEERLEADER!!!" -- Cassie Hindsley

"Ten push-ups for not knowing where your uterus is!" -- Traci Schmidtke making the forwards push after Lackey hit her in the mouth when she was told to hit her in the uterus

"It's hard for me because I'm so wet that I just slip right off." -- Kelly Frazer talking about being sweaty and tackling

"Hey Steph later tonight I'm gonnna ride you like a pony." -- Aubrey Colvin
"Yeah!!!" -- Steph Dvorak (really enthusiastically)-talking about getting a piggyback ride from Steph.

"Get that underwear off the mirror!" -- Will talking about the bra on the van rearview mirror

"Do you ever wonder what birds do all day?" -- Becca Barron (obviously she does, haha)

"Are we in San Marcos?" -- Arin Bauer noticing the Outlet Mall

"I'm more aware, I take self-defense." -- Helen McMahan answering the hotel door at 2 a.m.

"God lord woman, I'm in a 15 passenger van." -- Emilie Stallings driving in Ft. Worth traffic

"Is it normal for my cleats to smell like monkey butt?" -- Laura Castillo with smelly feet

"I'm the flyhalf. I call the plays and you execute them!" -- Helen "The flyhalf" McMahan motivating the back line during practice

"Trust me on this one." -- Amy Elizabeth Williams, with one hand raised, instructing Coach Kate to watch and learn

"Nice snatch, Emilie Stallings." -- Kristine "Air Force" Phelps praising Emilie for her catch during line drills

"What's a pick and go?" -- Christine Van Alsburg, raising her hand at a select side try-out

"Do I have to take out my gold tooth?" -- LSU player asking the sir at Mardi Gras

"Going down wasn't that bad." -- Traci Schmidtke talking about driving down to Houston

"So...you were in kindergarten when I was born?" -- Christine Van Alsburg figuring out the age difference of long time veteran Emilie Stallings

"This has been the best eat out weekend." -- Emilie Stallings remembering West and all the fun restaurants, including her favorite, Steak N' Shake

"There's a difference between being hurt and being injured. If you're hurt suck it up." -- Helen McMahan explaining the need for a "sub" in rugby

"I've never had a triscuit." -- Christine Van Alsburg when asked to compare one to another, she could not